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Newgrounds User Auras? Hmm?

2009-12-16 02:32:22 by Isoken
Updated

I've noticed an interesting little trend with the way people reply to threads in relation to their chosen account auras. Whether they are aware of this, I am unsure.

Here is what I've noticed.

Light
People with a light aura tend to be the less cynical, sarcastic, and harsh users and are generally more laid back when they comment.
When greeted with an insult or snide remark from another user, they tend to withdraw, but not after leaving a final comment such as "Chill lol, this is just NG, no need to get a cactus up your bum".
When commenting on a pathetic, pointless thread (probably like this one), they will try and put it lightly that the person isn't really being too smart by having posted it. Example: Thread named "HAI GUYZ AI HAD SUPPER 4 BREKFUST TUDAY!! HARJHAR!". The light aura user will generally respond with something along the lines of, "That's kinda funny lol, but I don't think this thread will survive long xD."

Dark
Dark users are generally serious commenters, who try to include a comedic aspect to the way they post. I've noticed that they seem to provide more common sense, or at least a taste of reality when it comes to leaving replies to anything in particular.
When greeted with an insult or snide remark from another user, they usually reply with a blunt but demeaning response.
Example
Random guy: "hey dark aura you're a dickhead, you pussy. suck my weiner, noob"
Dark aura: "I don't really give a shit what you think. You're probably some asshole kid who listens to Green Day and Motley Crue. Go wipe your ass on sandpaper, retard,"
When commenting on a dumb, pointless thread, they will do one of two things: They will either humour the original poster by replying with a smart-ass remark that brings a chuckle to a few faces, or they will reply with a picture of a crowd of applauding people that says "CONGRATULATIONS. THIS THREAD FAILS."

Neutral
Nothing interesting here. Neutral users are all over the place. Although, I tend to notice a lot of newbies and half-wit-numb-nuts users keep the neutral aura.

Evil
More often than not, an evil aura has something comedic or sarcastic to reply with. When greeted with a rude or offending comment, they will often reply with something like, "OH NO! GUYS HE CALLED ME A SHITBRICK! /wrist. i'm gonna go jump in the toilet now ;_; rofl. fail."
When commenting on a pointless thread, they often like to keep the thread going with equally pointless comments and replies, until a dark aura user comes in and replies with a picture of a crowd of applauding people that says "CONGRATULATIONS. THIS THREAD FAILS."
The evil aura user will reply with a picture of a toilet that says "so i herd u lyk party pooping".

Fab
Fab users consist of three people:
#1. Girls
#2. Gay guys
#3. Total douchebags.
More often than not, it's just #3.
You can tell. When replying to an insult or rude comment (in fact, any comment at all), #1 and #2 will respond with a looooooong winded reply.
#3 will reply (with perfect grammar, mind you) with a comment making fun of the offender's intelligence or lack thereof, whilst not really denying or brushing off the initial insult.

When replying to a thread that is pointless, a fab user will say "A mod's gonna lock this soon. Buh bye."

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Okay, so these are just the trends that I've noticed and in no way represent what you, as a user with any of these auras, may believe, think, reply, eat, or anything like that..


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HacsevHacsev

2009-12-17 12:52:25

I do not comment on pointless threads, nor keep threads going with equally pointless comments and replies.

Isoken responds:

Hey, didn't you read the whole post? Read the very last sentence! It's a disclaimer!

Neither of those characteristics apply to me either.


WelbanksWelbanks

2009-12-17 22:45:28

Good luck on your quest to live forever friend

Isoken responds:

Thank you comrade. I'll get back to you when I return with the Blade of Eternal Life and Trident of Endless Thriving.


PixelestedPixelested

2010-01-10 20:53:02

I have to say, I do agree with most, and not just because i'm "dick ridin' " or the fact that I enjoy your music. People are different and unique in ways, but negativity and immaturity highly show that they can't act simple and understanding about anything bad in something without giving false logic, followed by hypocrisy.

It's never going to die, it never has, because in life, there will always be a seed of evil to spoil the neutral things in life. For Newgrounds, it is unfortunately a given.

I do hope you continue to produce your original work, and when all else fails because of the people, never quit. Just brush off and ignore, because we all know that not every person is bad.

All we can do is walk the long expedition of life... It is all in what we make of ourselves, and no one else SHOULD EVER change that.

(Updated ) Isoken responds:

Oh well. At the end of the day, song score has nothing to do with how well an artist creates their music. Although, still, it would be nice to know that people wouldn't be dinks and zero-bomb someone, because it makes that person look like a crappy artist.

Two of my songs got zero-bombed 5 minutes ago. -_-


DapperDapper

2010-01-12 03:02:08

I'm evil :3

Isoken responds:

:O

THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU. THOU SHALT NOT PASS GAS.


SevkatSevkat

2010-01-12 15:42:48

Be hatin' on fab.

Isoken responds:

Nah, I'm no fab hater. If anything, the way I post makes me more fab than anything else.


BoxxyBoxxy

2010-01-12 16:18:15

You look just like your aura.

I'm just playing man.

Isoken responds:

I found that funny, Lol.